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the Bubblegumgang says:

The Apocalypse Cometh - George Lucas Announces Star Wars Remake

We all know that the original Star Wars movies are the closest thing to perfection that humanity has ever seen, excluding Kim Kardashian’s ass, and when Episodes I-III were released a lot of people were very disappointed. Between Jar Jar Binks and Darth Vader’s ‘NOOOOOOO!’ there wasn’t much that people really loved about the new movies.

With movie studios remaking classics such as The Karate Kid, Robocop and Gremlins, I’ve been wondering if anything is sacred anymore, and this got me thinking: What if on December 21st 2012 George Lucas announces a remake of the Episodes IV-VI? Imagine the backlash from the public if that happened…

Geeks everywhere would rage, destroying everything around them. Star Wars merchandise would be piled up in streets and burnt, along with effigy’s of George Lucas and the actors announced to star in the remake. I’d even dust off my lightsaber and start fucking shit up with it. Everyone knows that you don’t mess with geeks and there is little doubt in my mind that the chaos and destruction brought about by such an announcement would ultimately lead to the destruction of the planet, if not the universe.

*complete rage*